Rediscovered

Um so I was deleting files off my computer and stumbled across these blog posts…..wth I’m out of control!!!  I don’t even recall the people I made up names for.  Disco girl???? Darkie?  Oh gracious, I’ve def calmed waaay down since then, must have been an angry time of my life, or an outlet.  Either let’s start this back up!!

Too many lemons makes sour lemonade

"This is not the time for faggo-city" Oh Cartmen.......

The 1 Year Roommate Curse

In the middle of finals week right now, life sucks balls.  All nighters with my notes, no play time and no exercise time (and I’m supposed to wear a bikini in a couple of days?!? pshhh)  ANYWAYS, I hate having roommates mostly because I’m one of those people who really just needs to be on their own.  I’m pretty independent and I hate feeling like I need to check in with anyone or account for where I am/what I’m doing.  I’ve never had a roommate who anything inherently wrong with them or their personality but it’s the little things that crawl under my skin and stay there.

So the other day, I’m taking a much needed power nap from 4:30-5pm when KNOCK KNOCK at my bedroom door.  I can always tell which roommate (I have 2) is at my door by their knock.  Normally I respond after the first knock or hesitantly after the second knock if I’m in the middle of something and don’t wish to be disturbed but want to avoid rudeness.  But during crucial nap times/exam periods, I refuse to be disturbed.  I will lay as still as possible and hope you go away.  Now my roommate that I have nicknamed “The Gobbler” (explanation to come later), likes to knock LOUDER for the second knock as if I couldn’t possible have heard her first pound.  I’m an extremely light sleeper and she knows this, so she must know that I’m awake and ignoring her.  When she doesn’t get a response she then proceeds to open my door!  Ummm……wth, who do you think you are invading my space????  I quickly snapped my eyes shut and played possum while she assessed me and then then finally left.  GET THE HECK OUT OF TOWN WITH THAT BS!!!!  Did I also mention her uncanny ability to knock during the last few minutes of my study nap.  She knocked at 4:58…robbing me of those last 2 precious minutes of sleep.  It’s like she thinks “Hmmm, her TV is quiet and I haven’t heard her clacking away at her laptop for the last 27 minutes, THIS is the perfect time to knock!”

Her rationale:  Well I hadn’t seen you for awhile and was worried since you hadn’t left your room.  I just wanted to check in and make sure you were ok.   *sigh*  seriously?  No, really???   You woke up at noon and you were worried after not seeing me for 5 hours?  Now, if it wasn’t typical of me to only leave my room for class, food and the bathroom (especially so during testing times) I would completely understand her concern.  But c’mon now, IT’S FINALS!  Grrr, if only I had time to over this past year to rant about everything this chick has done, but school life takes up all my time.  Maybe this summer I’ll have more time to reflect and rant about her and my other roommate.  Luckily, I found a place closer to the city!  Downside, another roommate (only way I could afford the place) who is best described as a blonde “spinner” who has a lot of nighttime visitors.  The curse continues….

Hater Tots

I tried sooo hard to stop hating on people but WOW have people been making it hard.  Unfortunately (or fortunately?), there are about 2 more weeks of Lent and since I made a promise to God to censor myself, I will continue to hold my tongue and my pen.  *sigh* lame I know.  Guess I haven’t really learned a “lesson” this Lenten season…..

Seriously?

Sorry, I wish this were a joke......

Bill Cosby Releases Hip-Hop Album

Bill Cosby....what are you thinking? Are you out of your dang mind? Do you really think you can relate to the youth of today? Do you think they will take what they hear in your lyrics, assuming they listened to your album, and apply it to their lives? Is this a cry for attention Bill? *sigh* smdh

Updates from the Classroom

-The-Girl-Next-Door (GND)--She is campaigning hard to get the most attractive (read: least ugly) single man in our class (Joe Blow). It's seriously pathetic. She already has recruited all the in-the-closet gay men to her side PLUS the california dude who all love and adore her by giving her back massages everyday in class...AND YET all those men are not enough. She wants her "gold star" lol. Too bad Joe Blow seems to already be in deep with Miss Sunshine. This is a must-see love triangle.

-Dough boy dyed his hair black from its natural icey blonde color. BIG MISTAKE. He looks like a gay serial-raper now. Maybe he did it in the spirit of the upcoming holiday. I try to avoid making eye contact....make that all contact. creeper!

-OVERHEARD: Disco girl and Darkie have a secret romance. Secret because Disco girl has a bf.....



ANYWAYS...cool articles I came across

http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/9-more-things-your-pharmacist-isnt-telling-you/article99245.html

http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/13-secrets-from-your-pharmacist-/article98501.html

THIS WAS A MISTAKE MARIAH!!! Picture shown is of Mariah Carey in some upcoming movie entitled 'Precious'.....girl.....I don't even know what to say to this.

You know what this reminds me of (shamefully enough)? One of those apes in Planet of the Apes (the newer version).

Yeah...I went there.